Well…last night was UFC 74. Per the normal routine, I headed out to my old roomie Josh’s house where generally 8 – 10 of us gather to watch the fights. I pulled into Josh’s neighborhood and….WTF?!?!? There were about a bazillion cars out front…a UFC fight was scheduled and a party had broken out!

Roughly 30 people came over to enjoy food, beverages, fun, and fights for the evening and it ended up being a good time. One of the funniest moments of the night occurred when Megan and I were playing around in the kitchen and I went to “play” kick her in the head. ***Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*** Yes, that would have been the sound that my crotch made as my shorts tore asunder. Now for those of you dear readers who haven’t been seduced by me, we all know this is not the result of my massive package not having room to operate in. No this was a case of of my flexibility being greater than the tensile strength of the fabric comprising my shorts.

Normally this would have been funny on its own. However, I have a longstanding personal policy of not wearing underwear (which I am now seriously reconsidering). So there I am…clutching my ripped shorts in one hand trying hard to keep my naughty bits becoming part of public record. Thank God I had a pair of board shorts in my car and so I went outside to get some privacy and change which went great…except for the privacy part.

Megan and her longtime best friend Annie decided to follow me outside and torment me as I tried to get my destroyed shorts off and my good shorts on in my RX7 without offending any public decency laws. Yes…it was a good night.

Moral of this story? Wear underwear.

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