#5 Bryan Adams – Everything I Do For You. This song would have been alright, cheesy but alright, except for a bad case of timing. The movie Robin Hood to which this was a theme song came out the Summer I was driving up and down the East Coast with some buddies. Since this song was #1 for like 18 weeks, it was on every radio station, every other song. I’m still scarred almost 20 years later.

#4 Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart. The song that single handedly made me hate Country music for years. His offspring now make shit music between Miley Cyrus and his son being the lead singer of Metro Station. This song is so horrid Youtube will not allow embedding so use this link to experience the sheer horror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EebObs-vC0

#3 Los Del Rio – Macarena. I don’t hate the original duo, I want the DJ’s who mixed this into a hit to DIAF. When old people are hip to a dance…just no.

#2 OMC – How Bizarre. I can’t explain my hatred for this song…it is unreasonable. However this song just irritated the piss out of me and still does. How Bizarre.

#1 Blind Melon – No Rain. This video had it all…if be all you mean shitty, hippy music and the fat kid in the bee outfit just made me want to punch myself in the face repeatedly. Between writing a song this terrible and the insipid video to match is it any wonder that the lead singer died of a Heroin overdose. Anyone surprise? If so raise your hand (and be shot).