Shrek, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt were all having  lunch together. Shrek said,
‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be
sure?’ Angelina Jolie agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.’ Brad Pitt said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the sexiest man alive
but I’ve never had it confirmed.’

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to
ask the famed talking ‘mirror, mirror on the wall’ to confirm for them whether
Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was
the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their
findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ‘Well, it’s true. The mirror told me
that I am the strongest man in the world.’ Angelina Jolie perked up and said: ‘And I
now know for sure that I’m the most gorgeous of them all.’ But then Brad Pitt lifted  his
sad , sad face and said……  ‘Who the hell is  Kevin Kolinski ???!!!