So a friend of mine was at a fair with her nephew who knows me and coincidentally I have been to a fair with before. We were texting back and forth…the friend and I…not the kid you sick bastards…and this occurred…

“So we were sitting in the big swings getting ready to start the ride and Bradley asked who I was texting, I said you and that you said we would go to another fair again together. He said “ok Tee but he can’t ride the swings with us”.

I asked him why not, and he said “because the swings are for normal people like us..if they let big people like Kevin on then they will have to let the animals on them…like bears and stuff..they can’t break the chains I like this ride!”

HAHAHA!!!!!!!