So a friend of mine was at a fair with her nephew who knows me and coincidentally I have been to a fair with before. We were texting back and forth…the friend and I…not the kid you sick bastards…and this occurred…
“So we were sitting in the big swings getting ready to start the ride and [...]

What’s Brown and Rhymes with Snoop
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Hate by numbers is a highly amusing “review” that skewers movies that are either soon to be released or are recently released in the theaters. Fantastic. This review of the upcoming movie Twilight made me laugh my ass off especially when he hit part #3.
5 Reasons You’ll Hate The Movie ‘Twilight’ — powered by Cracked.com

Shrek, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt were all having  lunch together. Shrek said,
‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be
sure?’ Angelina Jolie agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.’ Brad Pitt said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the sexiest man alive
but [...]

There are going to be some people who don’t get this shit at all. My friends who appreciate “Kevin Humor” should laugh at this or “get it”.

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Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus

Here’s a prime example of “Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus”
offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix

The professor told his class one day:

“Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.
The process is simple. Each person will pair off [...]

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One of those dumb things that makes me laugh way too much for no good reason. Check it out here.
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Watch this video and let me know!
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A freaking sweet article on taking care of, understanding, and loving someone like me. Which is to say, a nerd handbook.