Twenty basics about Kevin…and then some.

1. How tall are you?? 6′6″ or to our friends in most every other country in the world 198.1cm.
2. What size shoe do you wear? A fourteen.
3. Wow! You are tall and have big feet…is it true what they about guys like that? No…but I make up for it with stamina. Plus even a telephone pole looks small in the Grand Canyon.
4. How much do you weigh? Depending upon my hobby, focus, or need a minimum of 215 pounds and a maximum of 235 pounds. Please note: Dating someone who is a good cook and/or/both the Holidays influence my weight as well.
5. What is your body type? Athletic.
6. What is your hair color? Brown (although when I was younger it did manage to become electric blue followed by ice white for several months.)
7. What color are your eyes? The simple answer is brown…however if you get close at all, I’ve been told I have “freaky” eyes due to the colors in them.
8. What is your favorite color? Green.
9. Favorite food? Chicken.
10. Favorite part of a woman? I just like women in general but I’d have to say…da butt.
11. What’s your astrological sign? Pisces.
12. What is your personality like? If you are stupid, I’ll want to strangle you. If you don’t have an amazing sense of humor, you’ll want to strangle me…generally within 15-minutes of meeting me. I’m a classic INFJ or INFJ.
13. What’s your family like? Dysfunctional but I love my sisters.
14. Do you have any kids? Not that I’m aware of.
15. Do you want kids? Very much.
16. Are you rich? Nope…working on it.
17. What’s your best physical attribute? Lips…hands down…just ask anyone they’ve been on. Although a close runner up would probably be my hands.
18. If you are so freakin’ wonderful, how come you aren’t married? The answer to that question would entail a book and/or movie of the week.
19. Tell us something weird? A llama bit my junk at a petting zoo when I was five.
20. What do you enjoy doing in your spare time? Killing Mimes.
21. No, really? Cross dressing.
22. No, really dammit! Hey I warned you about the humor thing! Working out, reading, sleeping (I wish sleeping were an Olympic sport…Gold would be mine.).
23. Any random thoughts? I love college Freshmen. I get older, they stay the same age!
24. Favorite pets? Don’t have any. I actually like birds though and had a bad ass hedgehog once.